At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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