my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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