It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My bed smells like the plague
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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