I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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