my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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