It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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