We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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