I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
foreskin is a definite game changer
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
please don't ironically join a cult
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