We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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