this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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