Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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