How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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