just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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