He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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