You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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