But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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