My hand turned me down
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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