They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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