i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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