): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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