Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.