don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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