is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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