You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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