That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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