Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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