sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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