so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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