BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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