I'm drive I can fine osifer
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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