super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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