i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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