Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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