Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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