I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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