I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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