so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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