I cockslap morals
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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