Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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