Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
