I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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