No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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