I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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