we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Randomize
