Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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