it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i now understand why vodka
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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