How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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