Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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