Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
