My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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