I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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