I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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