If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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