Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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