Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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