That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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