ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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